Sundays Are For Couches

If you love football like I do, then your home couch or chair probably gets a lot of use on Sundays. I have always loved watching these games. As a kid, my dad and I would watch whatever game was on at 1 PM (usually the Giants or Jets), then put on the 4 PM game (usually taking a quick power nap during if we didn't care about the results. Now, even my wife Jen has created a Sunday tradition, which usually entails her cursing out the bulk of her fantasy teams. You gotta love Sundays.

Let's get right to the games:

CLE @ PIT (-6.5)

Quick question. What number will be higher this year? The number of offensive TD’s by the Browns or cars sold by Josh Gordon? In all seriousness, the highly talented WR has some issues going on and needs to be away from football (and probably Cleveland as a whole) for a while. The publicity stunt having him work at a local dealership is just that – jury is out on who it benefits, if anyone. As for the QB situation, coach Mike Pettine has come forward saying that while Brian Hoyer is the starter, expect to see Johnny Manziel see some action as well. Who cares who is throwing if they have no one to receive it?

Pittsburgh enters the game under a cloud (bad pun?) of uncertainty. It seems like every year we are discussing how offensively, Pittsburgh has drawn up new schemes to make them more of a downfield throwing team, as opposed to their traditional, smashmouth football. That never happens. WR Antonio Brown is a legitimate deep ball threat and I look forward to QB Ben Roethlisberger finding him several times this game (and most of the year) in the end zone. On defense, watch out for first round pick, LB Ryan Shazier who should be playing like a veteran by the third quarter.

I don’t have high hopes for the Browns, but am not sold on the Steelers ability to score just yet. I like PIT to win at home, but I’m taking the points.

Spread: CLE

Straight Up: PIT

Score: 17-13

MIN @ STL (-3.5)

I received a call from my agent earlier this week asking me if I wanted to try out for the open Rams QB position. I told him I would, but I really enjoy my menially paying job instead. You have to feel really bad for injured QB Sam Bradford and the Rams as a whole. Jeff Fisher’s team will look to journeyman Shaun Hill to lead the offense. I doubt he will be the starter by the end of the year. Hill will need a lot of help from particularly RB Zak Stacy. The Rams have a more than serviceable defense, which should help the game close.

Minnesota enters the season with some confidence, particularly on offense. Any team with RB Adrian Peterson (assuming he is fully healthy) has a chance to win a lot of games. QB Matt Cassel will start, while first round draft pick Teddy Bridgewater will watch and learn and most certainly be ready to play, when and if necessary. The Vikings also have a new potential breakout player in WR Cordarrelle Patterson. The Vikings defense certainly has some holes, but I’m just not sure if the Rams will be able to expose them.

I like MIN to cover on the road.

Spread: MIN

Straight Up: MIN

Score:  27-22

CAR @ TB (-1)

Lovie Smith has reason to be excited for his new team in Tampa. They went out and signed a familiar face in reliable QB Josh McCown. RB Doug Martin and several good WR’s including Vincent Jackson and rookie Mike Evans, should be able to put points on the board. Their offensive line is suspect (better with the acquisition of Logan Matkins from the Patriots) and we all know this can have a crippling effect on offensive efficiency.

No Newton, no win

For Ron Rivera’s Panthers, this is a fairly simple game. Without a healthy Cam Newton, this is likely a loss. It sounds like Newton won’t play and if he does, will certainly not be 100%. Without Newton, the Panthers will really struggle. I think rookie WR Kelvin Benjamin will be good, eventually, but needs time to mature. Defensively it remains to be seen if their secondary is strong enough. Look for McCown to expose this during the game.

I like Lovie Smith’s debut to be a successful one in Tampa. A Newtonless Panthers team just doesn’t have enough to stick with the home Bucs.

Spread: TB

Straight up: TB

Score: 20-14

IND @ DEN (-7.5)

I expect Denver to average about 35 points a game this year. Even without WR Wes Welker (suspension, injuries, etc…) QB Peyton Manning has plenty of options, particularly with WR Demaryius Thomas as well as TE Julius Thomas. With an offense like this, who cares about their defense, which by the way, is quite good.

The Indianapolis Colts should have a fine year. They just won’t win today on the road in Denver. QB Andrew Luck has a solid group of offensive weapons. The main question is at RB where no one is certain if Trent Richardson can be a dominant force once again and if he can’t, then if often injured Ahmad Bradshaw can step it up and play like he did back with the Giants. Father time is often cruel to football players, particularly the running backs. I just don’t see it happening.

I like DEN at home in a shootout.

Spread: DEN

Straight Up: DEN

Score: 40-23